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The Widow (Added On: 2011-12-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded upJack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a fewhours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into anearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house ifthey could spend the night."I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid theneighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.""Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney.He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember thatgood-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up tothe house and have sex with her?""Yes, I have to admit that I did.""Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did.""Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

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Doughgirl Is Sick (Added On: 2011-11-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new
Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy.

Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.

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The inverse of multiplication? (Added On: 2011-11-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

From a class on human sexuality at Cornell:

A middle-aged couple are discussing their plans. "When I'm eighty,"
the man says to his wife, "I plan on finding myself a pretty twenty-year-old,
and I'll have myself a real good time."

The wife is a bit fazed, but thinks up a reply. "When I'm eighty,
I plan on finding myself a handsome twenty-year-old, and twenty goes into
eighty a lot easier than eighty goes into twenty!"

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Earthquake prepareness (Added On: 2011-11-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

After an earthquake, two men were talking and one asked, "If there was another earthquake, and you knew the world was going to end, what would you do?"The other guy said, "I'd have sex with the first thing that moves. What would you do?"The first guy replies, "I'd stand very still."

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American Jokes (Added On: 2011-10-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Here are some jokes from foreign countries that often bear the brunt of many
American jokes. (Don't flame me. I'm an American.)

Q: Why does it take 3 Americans to change a lightbulb?

A: One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough lightbulbs until one
is found that isn't defective.

Q: How can you tell it's midnight at an American airport?

A: When you see the 8:00 PM flights taking off.

Q: Why do American 18-year-olds take sex education courses?

A: So they can learn what they've been doing wrong for the past five years.

Q: What do Americans call a TV set that goes five years without need of repair?

A: An import.

Q: How can an American be certain that the car he's just bought is actually
new?

A: When it's recalled by the factory.

[Note - reportedly from MAD Magazine - ed.]

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