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I know somewere inside of (Added On: 2010-07-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
I know somewere inside of me there is a sober man trying to get out.
A six pack usually shuts him up.
Why is it called lipstick (Added On: 2010-07-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Disney... (Added On: 2010-07-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back and then sat on his face crying, 'Lie to me! Lie to me!'And Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in the divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, 'You say here that your wife is crazy?'Mickey replied, 'No I didn't. I said she is f***ing Goofy.'
18 legs and two tits (Added On: 2010-07-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q: What has 18 legs and two tits?A: The Supreme Court
How to make a Blonde Laugh (Added On: 2010-06-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!
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