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5 days a week my (Added On: 2010-08-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

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Cow Pies & Cowgirls (Added On: 2010-08-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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You will be cursed: all (Added On: 2010-08-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You will be cursed: all your children will look like you.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. (Added On: 2010-08-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow.

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A good day is when (Added On: 2010-08-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

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