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They say if you build (Added On: 2012-02-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
They say if you build a better mouse trap, the world will beat down your
door. But usually, it's just one neighbor, and he'll probably quit once
you stop throwing dead mice in his yard. - Dave James
The journey of a thousand (Added On: 2012-01-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
A friend is someone who (Added On: 2012-01-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A friend is someone who will help you move your furniture.
A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
I dont think so, therefore (Added On: 2012-01-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
- Alan Smithee
Never underestimate the power of (Added On: 2012-01-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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