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Its possible that my whole (Added On: 2011-12-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

It's possible that my whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

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Some people cause happiness wherever (Added On: 2011-12-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Some people cause happiness wherever they go;
Others, whenever they go.

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Never blame a legislative body (Added On: 2011-11-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they
do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they
become dangerous.

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Blessed are they who can (Added On: 2011-11-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Im out of bed and (Added On: 2011-11-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

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