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The Pentagon is a building (Added On: 2010-06-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The Pentagon is a building with four walls and a spare.

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If you would lift me, (Added On: 2010-06-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If you would lift me, you must be on higher ground.

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I have six locks on (Added On: 2010-06-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.

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Hardware Store (Added On: 2010-06-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Yo mamma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw!

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Show me a man who (Added On: 2010-06-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Show me a man who always has two feet on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off.

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