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Life is what happens to (Added On: 2012-01-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.

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The only cure for insomnia (Added On: 2012-01-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

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Patience will come to one (Added On: 2011-12-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Patience will come to one who waits for it.
- Richard Lauterback
Moffett Naval Air Station, CA

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Disinformation is not as good (Added On: 2011-12-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

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Happiness is not a state (Added On: 2011-12-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

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