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Police jokes
Cop and prostitute (Added On: 2010-07-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A policeman arrested a prostitute, and the following conversation occurred. Girl: I'm not selling sex! Officer: Then what are you doing? Girl: I'm selling condoms and offering a free demonstration! Inspecting the truck (Added On: 2010-05-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal lights; no windshield wipers. Also, it was overloaded and had bad brakes."Mister," the patrolman said to the driver, "I think the best way to charge you is 'hauling wood without a truck.'" Youre back again? (Added On: 2010-03-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen." Lawyers are greedy (Added On: 2009-08-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was."Where's my Rolex???!!!" All the strange names (Added On: 2009-08-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names."Shut Up", replied Shut Up."Stupid", replied Stupid.The police chief thought these people were telling him to shut up, and were calling him stupid. Which made him very mad. "Excuse Me!" shouted the chief.Thinking the chief was hard of hearing, They once again shouted there names."Shut Up!""Stupid!"The police chief was very riled. He then asked" Are you looking for trouble?"!!!Stunned at the idea of the chief knowing that they were looking for their friend, they replied,"Why yes, how did you know?"
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