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Lawyers are greedy (Added On: 2009-08-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was."Where's my Rolex???!!!"

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All the strange names (Added On: 2009-08-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names."Shut Up", replied Shut Up."Stupid", replied Stupid.The police chief thought these people were telling him to shut up, and were calling him stupid. Which made him very mad. "Excuse Me!" shouted the chief.Thinking the chief was hard of hearing, They once again shouted there names."Shut Up!""Stupid!"The police chief was very riled. He then asked" Are you looking for trouble?"!!!Stunned at the idea of the chief knowing that they were looking for their friend, they replied,"Why yes, how did you know?"

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Hes a drunk driver (Added On: 2009-05-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out."YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer."Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

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Government is there (Added On: 2009-04-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police."Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."

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Rob the supermarket (Added On: 2009-03-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"

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