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The cop, the horse, and the bicycle (Added On: 2011-11-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the huge dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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Testing a new recruit (Added On: 2011-08-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Robber met animals (Added On: 2011-08-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

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Undercover detective (Added On: 2011-03-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why are you in uniform?""Today is my day off."

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Go give us a donation (Added On: 2011-02-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.""Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"He said "about ten gallons."

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