Police jokes

Hes a drunk driver (Added On: 2009-05-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out."YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer."Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

Government is there (Added On: 2009-04-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police."Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."

Rob the supermarket (Added On: 2009-03-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"

New person in prison (Added On: 2009-01-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"