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You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun (Added On: 2011-11-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

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Its A War-Like Country (Added On: 2011-11-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy."Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?""Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?""Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?""Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

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Your four-year-old is a member (Added On: 2011-11-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

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You Might Be A Redneck (Added On: 2011-10-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor!

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Going to the bathroom in (Added On: 2011-10-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

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