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You refer to your truck (Added On: 2010-07-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name.You've ever been given a gun as a present.Flannel is your favorite color.

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Redneck Wins the Lottery (Added On: 2010-06-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

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You might be a redneck if... (Added On: 2010-06-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You might be a redneck if...
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.

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You think Old Yeller is (Added On: 2010-06-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.Your secret family recipe is illegal.

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You might be a redneck if... (Added On: 2010-06-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You might be a redneck if...
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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