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Question and answer (Added On: 2010-02-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice. Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic! Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Holding a candle (Added On: 2010-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: Did you hear heaven is going broke?

A: Yeah, Liberace is up there blowing all the prophets!

Liberace was a great pianist but he sucked on the organ.

Frank
reid@gold.bacs.indiana.edu

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Why dont mormons make love (Added On: 2010-02-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why don't mormon's make love standing up?

They worry that it could lead to dancing.

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Air Heads (Added On: 2010-01-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Poor Jim is killed in a Boston automobile accident, but happily he goes to heaven where he gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions."Sure. Go right ahead," says the Almighty."OK," Jim says, "Why did you make women so pretty?""So you would like them," God replies."All right then," Jim nods, "but come you made them so nice and soft and curvey?""So you would LOVE them," God replies.Jim ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such air heads?"God replies, "So THEY would love YOU!"

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Do you go to church? (Added On: 2010-01-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

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