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School jokes
Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-07-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.47. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-07-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.194. Spend hours in your room on personal hygiene. Spend at least an hour a day clipping your nails, another hour combing your hair, yet another hour washing your face and hands, etc. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-07-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.30. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-06-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.46. While you're roommate is there and you are not, secretly order a pizza up to him using his name. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-05-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.42. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently.
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