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School jokes
Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-09-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.121. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-09-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.6. Become a subgenius. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-08-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.5. Buy a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-07-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.88. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-07-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.98. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
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