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School jokes
Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-12-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.34. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it. The following are only learned from college (Added On: 2011-12-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) 1. Quarters are like gold.2. Be creative in the dining hall.3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos7. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)9. Showers become less important.10. Sleep becomes more important. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-12-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.31. Dye all your underwear lime green. Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-11-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.182. When you leave the room, put on a screensaver that says, "I'm watching you." Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2011-11-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.163. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.
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