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Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-05-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.58. Play blackjack with yourself and scream loudly about your losses when you bust.

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Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-04-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the room. Insist that he/she remove all of his/her possessions immediately.

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Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-04-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.32. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.

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Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2010-03-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.26. Write your roommate's name in big print on hundreds of pages of paper. Leave pages all over the room. If he asks about it, say you didn't write it.

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Freshmen versus seniors (Added On: 2010-01-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.Senior: Has own personal workstation.Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midtermSenior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midtermFreshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other nightSenior: Calls Domino's every other nightFreshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professorsSenior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summerFreshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questionsSenior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last nightFreshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campusSenior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group houseFreshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to societySenior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry roomFreshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in classSenior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class

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