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Chemistry is boring (Added On: 2010-06-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN.October 9, 1995A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry lecturer introduced a guest lecturer to a class of 50 doctoral candidates.Then, he and his colleagues studied variations in what he calls the HTFDR -- "head-to-floor distance reduction." After about an hour , the average HTFDR dropped from 135cm to 121cm, said the author of the study, who preferred to remain anonymous.The HTFDR immediately bounced back to normal when the speaker uttered the magic words: "And in conclusion . . ."

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A geologists song 02 (Added On: 2010-05-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Refrain: Alas for the spreading of the ocean, Alas for the spreading of the sea, Alas for every year that passes by, Taking you two inches more from me! Oh, why did you leave our native plate, Causing me to weep and to mourn? With the plates diverging at such a rate, To leave me alone and lorn? If only the mantle would my counsel take, If the Earth would but listen unto me, I'd say, "Your convection cell remake, And bring my darling back to me!" So dive you down, you ocean dark, Part of the mantle be- Fire you up, you island arc - Subduct my darling back to me!

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Geology word plays (Added On: 2010-05-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Several short geology plays on wordsOkay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccia! or My sediments exactly! And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: That's not gneiss!

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Geologist vs. Chemist 2 (Added On: 2010-01-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A geologist will drink anything that is fermented....

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Chemists last words (Added On: 2009-11-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The last words of a chemist:22. Something is wrong here...23. Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?24. Trust me - I know what I am doing.25. And now a cigarette...

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