Science jokes

Geologist vs. Chemist 2 (Added On: 2010-01-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A geologist will drink anything that is fermented....

Chemists last words (Added On: 2009-11-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The last words of a chemist:22. Something is wrong here...23. Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?24. Trust me - I know what I am doing.25. And now a cigarette...

Chemistry song 05 (Added On: 2009-07-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Deck the LabsDeck the labs with rubber tubingFa la la la la, la la la la.Use your funnel and your filterFa la la la la, la la la la.Don we now our goggles and apronsFa la la la la, la la la la.Before we go to our lab stationsFa la la la la, la la la la.Fill the beakers with solutionsFa la la la la, la la la la.Mix solutions for reactionsFa la la la la, la la la la.Watch we now for observationsFa la la la la, la la la la.So we can collect our dataFa la la la la, la la la la.