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Fishing Tips (Added On: 2010-03-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man has been fishing on the bank of a river for hours without a nibble. A newcomer sits down 25 feet away, baits up and casts out. Not two minutes later, he gets a huge strike and lands a trophy. Again and again he baits, casts out and immediately catches a huge fish. The luckless man is now watching the new guy to see his secret. He sees that the man removes a piece of bait from a jar, inspects it carefully and smells it before putting it on the hook. He walks over to him and asks about the bait.The man replies "This is very special bait indeed. I get it from a friend who is a mortician, he cuts the pussy lips off all the women that he works on. The fish really love 'em".The luckless man asks "But why do you smell each one?""Well.."he replies, " he's a real joker, sometimes he throws an asshole in there".

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Women Pass Less Gas (Added On: 2010-03-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

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Babies little girl! (Added On: 2010-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A little boy named little Johny runs upto his mom from outside and says "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""Oh course not" replies the mom and starts chopping some onions."Great!" Then little Johny runs outside and yells "ITS OK! WE CAN PLAY THE GAME AGAIN!"

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Saddams funeral joke (Added On: 2010-02-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Saddam's wife is upset at her husband's funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit."

The mortician says "We'll take care of it, ma'am", then turns and yells into the back room, "Hey Ammar, switch the heads on two and four!"

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Dead Rabbit (Added On: 2010-01-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Years ago, while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle. I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realised it was the next door neighbour's 10 year old daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing it's grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in it's cage, hoping it's death would be written off as "natural causes".Back to the hammock and JD. Within the hour the neighbour's Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed: "DDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage??"

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