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Human Statue (Added On: 2012-01-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk."Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

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Lab Monkeys (Added On: 2011-12-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.

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3 Men, 3 Wishes (Added On: 2011-12-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer. The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

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Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield (Added On: 2011-11-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day a woman who was about 65 years old wanted to get a tatoo. She went to the nearest tatoo parlor and told the man the she wanted one tatoo of Mike Tyson on one thigh and one of Evander Holyfield on the other. The man said to the woman that he wasn't sure if he could do that, but he would try. So the woman said ok and went to the back with the man. It was a long process. When it was finally finished the woman lifted up her skirt and asked the man, "Does this look like Mike Tyson and does this look like Evander Holyfield?""Not really," said the man, "But it looks ok."The woman was very pleased and walked out of the tatoo parlor. When she walked out she asked a younger man if the tatoos on her thighs loked like Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield. The man replied with a yeah sort of. Next the woman saw and older man. She went up to him and lifted up her skirt and asked him, "Does this look like Mike Tyson and does this look like Evander Holyfield?"The man said, "No, but the one in the middle looks like Don King."

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You might Be A Redneck... Toilet (Added On: 2011-11-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!

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