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2 Kiddies Playing Doctor (Added On: 2010-03-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day there was two children playing doctor. A girl and a boy. The boy liftes his shirt and points at his nipples and said "I've got two of these, how about you?"So the little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy showed her his belly button. And the girl showed him hers. The little boy now getting upset, pulls dowm his drawers and points at his penis. The little girl pulled up her skirt and pushed her underwear to the side, but she searched and searched see couldn't find it. The little boy taunted her for about 5 minutes, then the girl ran home. Soon enough she returned to the boy's house and said " My mommy told me when I'm 15 years old, I could have has much of those as I want!"

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Embarrass an archeologist (Added On: 2010-03-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Fishing Tips (Added On: 2010-03-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A man has been fishing on the bank of a river for hours without a nibble. A newcomer sits down 25 feet away, baits up and casts out. Not two minutes later, he gets a huge strike and lands a trophy. Again and again he baits, casts out and immediately catches a huge fish. The luckless man is now watching the new guy to see his secret. He sees that the man removes a piece of bait from a jar, inspects it carefully and smells it before putting it on the hook. He walks over to him and asks about the bait.The man replies "This is very special bait indeed. I get it from a friend who is a mortician, he cuts the pussy lips off all the women that he works on. The fish really love 'em".The luckless man asks "But why do you smell each one?""Well.."he replies, " he's a real joker, sometimes he throws an asshole in there".

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Women Pass Less Gas (Added On: 2010-03-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

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Babies little girl! (Added On: 2010-02-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A little boy named little Johny runs upto his mom from outside and says "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""Oh course not" replies the mom and starts chopping some onions."Great!" Then little Johny runs outside and yells "ITS OK! WE CAN PLAY THE GAME AGAIN!"

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