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Dash From Hospital (Added On: 2011-09-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at the top of his lungs.Right behind the patient is a nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boiling-hot water, obviously chasing the patient. The doctor interrupts his conversation with his colleague and shouts to the chasing nurse, "Miss Jones, I said 'Prick his boil!"

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Pamela Vs Hillary (Added On: 2011-08-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In an interview, Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary, she would have left President Clinton a long time ago. In response, Clinton said, "Well if Pamela Anderson were Hillary, nothing would ever have happened in the first place!"

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Best Friend (Added On: 2011-07-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay."No, I'm not," the guy replies."I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend.""Well," asks the bartender, "what did you say to your wife?""Nothing. I'm not speaking to that bitch anymore.""Well, what did you say to your best friend?""BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

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Bugs Mind (Added On: 2011-07-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.

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Annual Check-up (Added On: 2011-07-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A guy goes for his annual check-up, and about a week later his doctor calls him in to give him the results. "Well," says the doc, "You're in pretty good health, however I do have some good news and bad news for you.""Give me the GOOD news first." requests the guy."You're penis is three inches longer than it was on your last physical.""That's GREAT!" exclaims the guy, "but what's the BAD news?"The doctor replies, "It's malignant!"

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