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Tasteless jokes
Kiss That Horses Ass (Added On: 2010-05-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon and kisses his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him why he did that. "I have chapped lips." "Does manure help them heal?" "No, but it keeps me from licking them." Be Careful Wishing (Added On: 2010-05-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie."As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones."Let's see. My first wish is..."He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion."Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive."What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie."I want to lose a testicle," said the man. 2 Kiddies Playing Doctor (Added On: 2010-03-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) One day there was two children playing doctor. A girl and a boy. The boy liftes his shirt and points at his nipples and said "I've got two of these, how about you?"So the little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy showed her his belly button. And the girl showed him hers. The little boy now getting upset, pulls dowm his drawers and points at his penis. The little girl pulled up her skirt and pushed her underwear to the side, but she searched and searched see couldn't find it. The little boy taunted her for about 5 minutes, then the girl ran home. Soon enough she returned to the boy's house and said " My mommy told me when I'm 15 years old, I could have has much of those as I want!" Embarrass an archeologist (Added On: 2010-03-15 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Fishing Tips (Added On: 2010-03-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A man has been fishing on the bank of a river for hours without a nibble. A newcomer sits down 25 feet away, baits up and casts out. Not two minutes later, he gets a huge strike and lands a trophy. Again and again he baits, casts out and immediately catches a huge fish. The luckless man is now watching the new guy to see his secret. He sees that the man removes a piece of bait from a jar, inspects it carefully and smells it before putting it on the hook. He walks over to him and asks about the bait.The man replies "This is very special bait indeed. I get it from a friend who is a mortician, he cuts the pussy lips off all the women that he works on. The fish really love 'em".The luckless man asks "But why do you smell each one?""Well.."he replies, " he's a real joker, sometimes he throws an asshole in there".
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