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Tasteless jokes
Taking Out the Garbage (Added On: 2011-11-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans! Smile (Added On: 2011-11-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) What not to say to your wife.Smile for me, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. No Frills Airlines (Added On: 2011-11-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Nine signs you are on a No Frill Airline1. You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.2. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.3. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.4. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.5. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.6. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."7. No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.8. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.9. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel. Snotty Nose (Added On: 2011-11-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) My name is Delores, and I have a Snotty Nose! All my friends tell me to grab tissue, but I say NO! I do not think that is necessary! I think my cousins best friends brothers sleeve looks much softer! so I blew and I blew and I mean I BLEW! And beleive me, I have not blown my nose for 8 years! thanx for listenin! Things Just Fallin Off (Added On: 2011-10-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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