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Claustrophobic (Added On: 2012-01-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Someone who is afraid of Santa Claus.
Love (Added On: 2012-01-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
The wife (Added On: 2011-11-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
The wife says: How much do you love me?The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.The wife says: Am I fat?The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
Quick thinking: (Added On: 2011-11-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and hard-headed.Should go far: Please.
Eternity (Added On: 2011-10-31 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
The last two minutes of a football game.
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