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Internet - (Added On: 2011-09-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food. The wife (Added On: 2011-09-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) The wife says: I'm not yelling!The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!In answer to the question "What's wrong?"The wife says: The same old thing.The wife means: Nothing.The wife says: Nothing.The wife means: Everything.The wife says: Nothing, really.The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.The wife means: I'm still building up steam. SCSI (Added On: 2011-08-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) System Can't See It PCMCIA (Added On: 2011-06-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms These translations (Added On: 2011-06-22 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Translated:* "I have no idea how it works.""TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
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