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Thoughts jokes
Why do they lock gas (Added On: 2012-01-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Things that make you go hmmm... (Added On: 2012-01-24 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Did you ever wonder... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? The best advice for teenagers (Added On: 2011-12-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.I really feel sorry for Madonna's baby, having to grow without a last name.Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way. Why doesnt "onomatopoeia" sound like (Added On: 2011-11-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? If a tree falls in (Added On: 2011-11-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke) If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby! Mr. Bigger's baby because he is a little bigger! Do fish get cramps after eating?
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