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Who is General failure and (Added On: 2009-09-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to ? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? How come when I call Information they can't tell me where my keys are?

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Why is it called rush (Added On: 2009-08-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped? Why is abreviation such a long word? If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad? Why do they report power outages on TV?

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If love is blind, why (Added On: 2009-07-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

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Improving with age... (Added On: 2009-06-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Every time I think people can't possibly say or do anything more stupid, I am proved wrong.

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Rules of attraction (Added On: 2009-04-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The less attractive you are, the more intelligent you had better be.

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