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Growing old is mandatory, but (Added On: 2010-08-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Why is there an expiration (Added On: 2010-08-03 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

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Who is General failure and (Added On: 2009-09-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to ? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? How come when I call Information they can't tell me where my keys are?

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Why is it called rush (Added On: 2009-08-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped? Why is abreviation such a long word? If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad? Why do they report power outages on TV?

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If love is blind, why (Added On: 2009-07-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

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