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What does Geronimo say when (Added On: 2010-12-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores? What do they use to ship styrofoam?

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If its zero degrees outside (Added On: 2010-10-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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If Fed Ex and UPS (Added On: 2010-10-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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Experience is something you dont (Added On: 2010-09-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.No one is listening until you make a mistake.If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

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Mothers feed their babies with (Added On: 2010-09-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals?Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.Did Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!" I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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