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Tell a man that there (Added On: 2011-10-16 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

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Everyone has a photographic memory. (Added On: 2011-10-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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Drugs may lead to nowhere, (Added On: 2011-04-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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If progress is technology moving (Added On: 2011-03-18 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress? Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes? What if C-A-T really spelled DOG? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are? If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?

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What does Geronimo say when (Added On: 2010-12-13 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores? What do they use to ship styrofoam?

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