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A BBS Commandment (Added On: 2010-03-08 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

22. Thou shalt not ask stupid questions that are already fully explained in the BBS instructions.

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Fun to do during an exam (Added On: 2010-02-07 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.6. Bring cheerleaders.

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Dont Say this to a Cop When... (Added On: 2009-12-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Top 10 Things Not to say to a Cop when you are PULLED OVER:
10. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
8. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
7. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
6. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Wimp!
5. Come on write the freaking ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

And the Number One Thing You Shouldn't Say to a Cop:

1. I'm surprised you stopped me, Robins Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!

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A BBS Commandment (Added On: 2009-11-25 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

15. Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.

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A BBS Commandment (Added On: 2009-09-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

13. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy BBS, for he or she shalt be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance of voice-only communications.

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