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Top ten signs the government is spying on you (Added On: 2011-08-10 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You"

10. Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping

9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes

8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street

7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out

6. You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video"

5. Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record"

4. Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room

3. Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"

2. You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house

1. Suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass

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Fun to do during an exam (Added On: 2011-06-23 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

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Fun to do during an exam (Added On: 2011-06-21 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

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A BBS Commandment (Added On: 2011-06-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

19. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with the SysOp's rules.

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Fun to do during an exam (Added On: 2011-04-19 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

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