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Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized (Added On: 2011-06-01 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J., in
September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of
dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2a.m., the
bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see
what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window
was closed.

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Mexican lottery (Added On: 2011-05-27 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

My father heard the story of the Menendez brothers. He quit playing the lottery. He said "Screw it, I’ve got twelve kids. Any one of them could snap."

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Kentucky: Two men tried to (Added On: 2010-11-17 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM cash machine by running
a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off
their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still
attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With
their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

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LONDON - A baffled (Added On: 2010-11-04 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

LONDON - A baffled British woman who lost a mobile phone dialed
the number and heard it ringing inside her friend's dog.

Rachel Murray, 27, had left the cellphone under her Christmas tree as a
surprise gift for her flatmate, The Sun newspaper reported on Friday.

But chum Tony Dangerfield's bloodhound Charlie crept into the room and
greedily wolfed down the mobile phone, leaving only a pile of torn paper.

After a frantic search for the phone, Murray obtained the number from the
telephone company, dialed and heard muffled ringing from sleeping Charlie's
stomach.

"At first I thought Charlie was lying on the phone -- then I realized where
it was," she said. "I couldn't believe he'd swallowed it."

The dog was rushed to a vet, who advised Murray and Dangerfield to let
nature take its course.

Twenty four hours later the phone duly emerged -- in perfect working order.

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Our correspondent in Poland reports (Added On: 2010-11-02 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Our correspondent in Poland reports that Wojciech Jaruzelski, Tadeusz
Mazowiecki and Lech Walesa met in a summit conference, and the only thing
that they could agree on was that George Bush has a funny name.

From the SF Chronicle, Herb Caen's column

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