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A man went into a (Added On: 2010-05-05 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a
robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized that
he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.
Looking for Love: "Heartthrob Fabio (Added On: 2010-04-06 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Looking for Love: "Heartthrob Fabio announced he is looking for his dream
woman," says Jay Leno. "He says he wants someone who's funny, secure,
independent and has a good personality. You know what's really sad- the
one woman in Hollywood who fits those criteria is Ellen DeGeneres."
An elderly lady did her (Added On: 2010-02-20 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four
males sitting in the car.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will
if required...so get out of the car!
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and
parked four or five spaces further down.
She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The
sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where four very pale
males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman.
No charges were filed.
In September, a 7-year- old (Added On: 2010-02-14 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
In September, a 7-year- old boy fell off a 100-foot-high bluff near Ozark,
Ark., after he lost his grip swinging on a cross that marked the spot
where another person had fallen to his death in 1990.
This wonderful bit of followup (Added On: 2010-02-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
This wonderful bit of followup on the news courtesy of Durham Herald-Sun
columnist Carl Daniels-Kinney:
I'm sure many of you are aware that about two weeks ago, the US Supreme
Court ruled that the state of Missouri cannot discriminate against the Ku
Klux Klan when it comes to groups that want to participate in the
adopt-a-highway program. Of course, while the name of the Klan is
aesthetically disgusting, we'd all agree that this decision is a victory
for free speech and equal protection under the law, right?
Well, the DOT in Missouri has gotten their revenge, and boy is it sweet.
Sure, they can't remove the KKK's adopt-the-highway sign, but few would
dispute the state's ability to name the highway itself.
The KKK is now cleaning up a stretch of the newly-christened Rosa Parks
Freeway.
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