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This wonderful bit of followup (Added On: 2010-02-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
This wonderful bit of followup on the news courtesy of Durham Herald-Sun
columnist Carl Daniels-Kinney:
I'm sure many of you are aware that about two weeks ago, the US Supreme
Court ruled that the state of Missouri cannot discriminate against the Ku
Klux Klan when it comes to groups that want to participate in the
adopt-a-highway program. Of course, while the name of the Klan is
aesthetically disgusting, we'd all agree that this decision is a victory
for free speech and equal protection under the law, right?
Well, the DOT in Missouri has gotten their revenge, and boy is it sweet.
Sure, they can't remove the KKK's adopt-the-highway sign, but few would
dispute the state's ability to name the highway itself.
The KKK is now cleaning up a stretch of the newly-christened Rosa Parks
Freeway.
A caller named Eileen from (Added On: 2010-01-30 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights was stopped at a red light on
West Road in Trenton when she saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of her:
Honk if you love Jesus
She does, so she did.
The driver got out with what looked like a sawed-off baseball bat, and
smashed dents into her hood.
Mary Poppins has retired from (Added On: 2009-12-11 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Mary Poppins has retired from her days as a nanny and currently resides in
Venice Beach, CA, where she predicts cases of bad breath for her clients.
Her sign outside her office reads: "Super California Mystic, Expert:
Halitotsis"
John Kallam graduated with a (Added On: 2009-11-09 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the U.S.
Army. He served for 20 years beginning in the late 1930's. He was
an investigator during the Nuremberg trials of Nazi war criminals,
and stayed in Germany for many years organizing civilian police forces
in the post-war era. He also wrote numerous books on criminal
justice. He retired from military service in the late 1950's at the
rank of full colonel.Returning to Fresno, California, he began teaching criminology at what
was then Fresno State College. (Later to become the California State
University, Fresno.) His work was well respected, but after about ten
years of service, he was called to see the president of the college.
He was informed that he could no longer teach with just a bachelor's
degree. Times were changing, he was told, and the school demanded
that faculty members hold a graduate degree. Merely having 20 years
of distinguished experience was no longer considered sufficient
qualification to teach. All new faculty were being required to hold
a doctorate, it was explained, and the school was actually doing him a
favor by letting him keep his job by getting "only" a master's degree.
So John enrolled in a summer program at an out of state college.
Three months of intensive seminars and then nine months of home study
would get him his MA.
On the first day of class, the instructor was taking roll. He stopped
when he read John's name. "Are you related to the John Kallam who
wrote the textbook we'll be using?" he asked.
"I am the John Kallam who wrote the textbook you're using," came the
dry response.
The Democratic National Committee finally (Added On: 2009-09-29 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
The Democratic National Committee finally released thousands of pages of
financial disclosure information. Says Vince Vieceli, "Unfortunately,
they released them from a third-floor balcony in New York during the
parade for the Yankees."
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