Work jokes

Cubicle Drawbacks (Added On: 2009-03-26 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a friggin box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

The Signalman (Added On: 2009-01-12 Rating : N/R / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?'

Tom says: 'I would switch one train to another track.'

'What if the lever broke?' asks the inspector.

'Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there', answers Tom.

'What if that had been struck by lightning?' challenges the inspector.

'Then,' Tom continued, 'I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.'

'What if the phone was busy?'

'In that case,' Tom argued, 'I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station'.

'What if that had been vandalized?'

'Oh well,' said Tom, 'In that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo'.

This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, 'Why would you do that?'

'Because he's never seen a train crash.'